Your Mom

1. Bee Movie Script
2. According to all known laws
3. of aviation,
4. there is no way a bee
5. should be able to fly.
6. Its wings are too small to get
7. its fat little body off the ground.
8. The bee, of course, flies anyway
9. because bees don't care
10. what humans think is impossible.
11. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
12. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
13. Ooh, black and yellow!
14. Let's shake it up a little.
15. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
16. Ooming!
17. Hang on a second.
18. Hello?
19. - Barry?
20. - Adam?
21. - Oan you believe this is happening?
22. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
23. Looking sharp.
24. Use the stairs. Your father
25. paid good money for those.
26. Sorry. I'm excited.
27. Here's the graduate.
28. We're very proud of you, son.
29. A perfect report card, all B's.
30. Very proud.
31. Ma! I got a thing going here.
32. - You got lint on your fuzz.
33. - Ow! That's me!
34. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
35. - Bye!
36. Barry, I told you,
37. stop flying in the house!
38. - Hey, Adam.
39. - Hey, Barry.
40. - Is that fuzz gel?
41. - A little. Special day, graduation.
42. Never thought I'd make it.
43. Three days grade school,
44. three days high school.
45. Those were awkward.
46. Three days college. I'm glad I took
47. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
48. You did come back different.
49. - Hi, Barry.
50. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
51. -Hear about Frankie?
52. - Yeah.
53. - You going to the funeral?
54. - No, I'm not going.
55. Everybody knows,
56. sting someone, you die.
57. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
58. Such a hothead.
59. I guess he could have
60. just gotten out of the way.
61. I love this incorporating
62. an amusement park into our day.
63. That's why we don't need vacations.
64. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
65. under the circumstances.
66. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
67. - We are!
68. - Bee-men.
69. - Amen!
70. Hallelujah!
71. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
72. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
73. Welcome, New Hive Oity
74. graduating class of...
75. ...9:15.
76. That concludes our ceremonies.
77. And begins your career
78. at Honex Industries!
79. Will we pick ourjob today?
80. I heard it's just orientation.
81. Heads up! Here we go.
82. Keep your hands and antennas
83. inside the tram at all times.
84. - Wonder what it'll be like?
85. - A little scary.
86. Welcome to Honex,
87. a division of Honesco
88. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
89. This is it!
90. Wow.
91. Wow.
92. We know that you, as a bee,
93. have worked your whole life
94. to get to the point where you
95. can work for your whole life.
96. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
97. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
98. Our top-secret formula
99. is automatically color-corrected,
100. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
101. into this soothing sweet syrup
102. with its distinctive
103. golden glow you know as...
104. Honey!
105. - That girl was hot.
106. - She's my cousin!
107. - She is?
108. - Yes, we're all cousins.
109. - Right. You're right.
110. - At Honex, we constantly strive
111. to improve every aspect
112. of bee existence.
113. These bees are stress-testing
114. a new helmet technology.
115. - What do you think he makes?
116. - Not enough.
117. Here we have our latest advancement,
118. the Krelman.
119. - What does that do?
120. - Oatches that little strand of honey
121. that hangs after you pour it.
122. Saves us millions.
123. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
124. Of course. Most bee jobs are
125. small ones. But bees know
126. that every small job,
127. if it's done well, means a lot.
128. But choose carefully
129. because you'll stay in the job
130. you pick for the rest of your life.
131. The same job the rest of your life?
132. I didn't know that.
133. What's the difference?
134. You'll be happy to know that bees,
135. as a species, haven't had one day off
136. in 27 million years.
137. So you'll just work us to death?
138. We'll sure try
139. Wow! That blew my mind!
140. "What's the difference?"
141. How can you say that?
142. One job forever?
143. That's an insane choice to have to make.
144. I'm relieved. Now we only have
145. to make one decision in life.
146. But, Adam, how could they
147. never have told us that?
148. Why would you question anything?
149. We're bees.
150. We're the most perfectly
151. functioning society on Earth.
152. You ever think maybe things
153. work a little too well here?
154. Like what? Give me one example.
155. I don't know. But you know
156. what I'm talking about.
157. Please clear the gate.
158. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
159. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
160. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
161. - Wow.
162. I've never seen them this close.
163. They know what it's like
164. outside the hive.
165. Yeah, but some don't come back.
166. - Hey, Jocks!
167. - Hi, Jocks!
168. You guys did great!
169. You're monsters!
170. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
171. - I wonder where they were.
172. - I don't know.
173. Their day's not planned.
174. Outside the hive, flying who knows
175. where, doing who knows what.
176. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
177. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
178. Right.
179. Look. That's more pollen
180. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
181. It's just a status symbol.
182. Bees make too much of it.
183. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
184. and the ladies see you wearing it.
185. Those ladies?
186. Aren't they our cousins too?
187. Distant. Distant.
188. Look at these two.
189. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
190. - Let's have fun with them.
191. It must be dangerous
192. being a Pollen Jock.
193. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
194. against a mushroom!
195. He had a paw on my throat,
196. and with the other, he was slapping me!
197. - Oh, my!
198. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
199. What were you doing during this?
200. Trying to alert the authorities.
201. I can autograph that.
202. A little gusty out there today,
203. wasn't it, comrades?
204. Yeah. Gusty.
205. We're hitting a sunflower patch
206. six miles from here tomorrow
207. - Six miles, huh?
208. - Barry!
209. A puddle jump for us,
210. but maybe you're not up for it.
211. - Maybe I am.
212. - You are not!
213. We're going 0900 at J-Gate
214. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
215. Are you bee enough?
216. I might be. It all depends
217. on what 0900 means.
218. Hey, Honex!
219. Dad, you surprised me.
220. You decide what you're interested in?
221. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
222. - But you only get one.
223. Do you ever get bored
224. doing the same job every day?
225. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
226. You grab that stick, and you just
227. move it around, and you stir it around.
228. You get yourself into a rhythm.
229. It's a beautiful thing.
230. You know, Dad,
231. the more I think about it,
232. maybe the honey field
233. just isn't right for me.
234. You were thinking of what,
235. making balloon animals?
236. That's a bad job
237. for a guy with a stinger.
238. Janet, your son's not sure
239. he wants to go into honey!
240. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
241. - I'm not trying to be funny.
242. You're not funny! You're going
243. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
244. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
245. - No one's listening to me!
246. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
247. I could say anything right now.
248. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
249. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
250. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
251. Shave my antennae.
252. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
253. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"
254. I'm so proud.
255. - We're starting work today!
256. - Today's the day.
257. Oome on! All the good jobs
258. will be gone.
259. Yeah, right.
     1. Bee Movie Script
     2. According to all known laws
     3. of aviation,
     4. there is no way a bee
     5. should be able to fly.
     6. Its wings are too small to get
     7. its fat little body off the ground.
     8. The bee, of course, flies anyway
     9. because bees don't care
     10. what humans think is impossible.
     11. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
     12. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
     13. Ooh, black and yellow!
     14. Let's shake it up a little.
     15. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
     16. Ooming!
     17. Hang on a second.
     18. Hello?
     19. - Barry?
     20. - Adam?
     21. - Oan you believe this is happening?
     22. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
     23. Looking sharp.
     24. Use the stairs. Your father
     25. paid good money for those.
     26. Sorry. I'm excited.
     27. Here's the graduate.
     28. We're very proud of you, son.
     29. A perfect report card, all B's.
     30. Very proud.
     31. Ma! I got a thing going here.
     32. - You got lint on your fuzz.
     33. - Ow! That's me!
     34. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
     35. - Bye!
     36. Barry, I told you,
     37. stop flying in the house!
     38. - Hey, Adam.
     39. - Hey, Barry.
     40. - Is that fuzz gel?
     41. - A little. Special day, graduation.
     42. Never thought I'd make it.
     43. Three days grade school,
     44. three days high school.
     45. Those were awkward.
     46. Three days college. I'm glad I took
     47. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
     48. You did come back different.
     49. - Hi, Barry.
     50. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
     51. -Hear about Frankie?
     52. - Yeah.
     53. - You going to the funeral?
     54. - No, I'm not going.
     55. Everybody knows,
     56. sting someone, you die.
     57. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
     58. Such a hothead.
     59. I guess he could have
     60. just gotten out of the way.
     61. I love this incorporating
     62. an amusement park into our day.
     63. That's why we don't need vacations.
     64. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
     65. under the circumstances.
     66. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
     67. - We are!
     68. - Bee-men.
     69. - Amen!
     70. Hallelujah!
     71. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
     72. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
     73. Welcome, New Hive Oity
     74. graduating class of...
     75. ...9:15.
     76. That concludes our ceremonies.
     77. And begins your career
     78. at Honex Industries!
     79. Will we pick ourjob today?
     80. I heard it's just orientation.
     81. Heads up! Here we go.
     82. Keep your hands and antennas
     83. inside the tram at all times.
     84. - Wonder what it'll be like?
     85. - A little scary.
     86. Welcome to Honex,
     87. a division of Honesco
     88. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
     89. This is it!
     90. Wow.
     91. Wow.
     92. We know that you, as a bee,
     93. have worked your whole life
     94. to get to the point where you
     95. can work for your whole life.
     96. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
     97. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
     98. Our top-secret formula
     99. is automatically color-corrected,
     100. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
     101. into this soothing sweet syrup
     102. with its distinctive
     103. golden glow you know as...
     104. Honey!
     105. - That girl was hot.
     106. - She's my cousin!
     107. - She is?
     108. - Yes, we're all cousins.
     109. - Right. You're right.
     110. - At Honex, we constantly strive
     111. to improve every aspect
     112. of bee existence.
     113. These bees are stress-testing
     114. a new helmet technology.
     115. - What do you think he makes?
     116. - Not enough.
     117. Here we have our latest advancement,
     118. the Krelman.
     119. - What does that do?
     120. - Oatches that little strand of honey
     121. that hangs after you pour it.
     122. Saves us millions.
     123. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
     124. Of course. Most bee jobs are
     125. small ones. But bees know
     126. that every small job,
     127. if it's done well, means a lot.
     128. But choose carefully
     129. because you'll stay in the job
     130. you pick for the rest of your life.
     131. The same job the rest of your life?
     132. I didn't know that.
     133. What's the difference?
     134. You'll be happy to know that bees,
     135. as a species, haven't had one day off
     136. in 27 million years.
     137. So you'll just work us to death?
     138. We'll sure try
     139. Wow! That blew my mind!
     140. "What's the difference?"
     141. How can you say that?
     142. One job forever?
     143. That's an insane choice to have to make.
     144. I'm relieved. Now we only have
     145. to make one decision in life.
     146. But, Adam, how could they
     147. never have told us that?
     148. Why would you question anything?
     149. We're bees.
     150. We're the most perfectly
     151. functioning society on Earth.
     152. You ever think maybe things
     153. work a little too well here?
     154. Like what? Give me one example.
     155. I don't know. But you know
     156. what I'm talking about.
     157. Please clear the gate.
     158. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
     159. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
     160. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
     161. - Wow.
     162. I've never seen them this close.
     163. They know what it's like
     164. outside the hive.
     165. Yeah, but some don't come back.
     166. - Hey, Jocks!
     167. - Hi, Jocks!
     168. You guys did great!
     169. You're monsters!
     170. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
     171. - I wonder where they were.
     172. - I don't know.
     173. Their day's not planned.
     174. Outside the hive, flying who knows
     175. where, doing who knows what.
     176. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
     177. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
     178. Right.
     179. Look. That's more pollen
     180. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
     181. It's just a status symbol.
     182. Bees make too much of it.
     183. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
     184. and the ladies see you wearing it.
     185. Those ladies?
     186. Aren't they our cousins too?
     187. Distant. Distant.
     188. Look at these two.
     189. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
     190. - Let's have fun with them.
     191. It must be dangerous
     192. being a Pollen Jock.
     193. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
     194. against a mushroom!
     195. He had a paw on my throat,
     196. and with the other, he was slapping me!
     197. - Oh, my!
     198. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
     199. What were you doing during this?
     200. Trying to alert the authorities.
     201. I can autograph that.
     202. A little gusty out there today,
     203. wasn't it, comrades?
     204. Yeah. Gusty.
     205. We're hitting a sunflower patch
     206. six miles from here tomorrow
     207. - Six miles, huh?
     208. - Barry!
     209. A puddle jump for us,
     210. but maybe you're not up for it.
     211. - Maybe I am.
     212. - You are not!
     213. We're going 0900 at J-Gate
     214. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
     215. Are you bee enough?
     216. I might be. It all depends
     217. on what 0900 means.
     218. Hey, Honex!
     219. Dad, you surprised me.
     220. You decide what you're interested in?
     221. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
     222. - But you only get one.
     223. Do you ever get bored
     224. doing the same job every day?
     225. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
     226. You grab that stick, and you just
     227. move it around, and you stir it around.
     228. You get yourself into a rhythm.
     229. It's a beautiful thing.
     230. You know, Dad,
     231. the more I think about it,
     232. maybe the honey field
     233. just isn't right for me.
     234. You were thinking of what,
     235. making balloon animals?
     236. That's a bad job
     237. for a guy with a stinger.
     238. Janet, your son's not sure
     239. he wants to go into honey!
     240. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
     241. - I'm not trying to be funny.
     242. You're not funny! You're going
     243. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
     244. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
     245. - No one's listening to me!
     246. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
     247. I could say anything right now.
     248. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
     249. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
     250. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
     251. Shave my antennae.
     252. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
     253. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"
     254. I'm so proud.
     255. - We're starting work today!
     256. - Today's the day.
     257. Oome on! All the good jobs
     258. will be gone.
     259. Yeah, right.